Aries

The Sun in your House of Self-Care illuminates the need for rest and rejuvenation this Spring. And since THÉ MATCHA 26 pairs so well with unwinding, we recommend adding a bottle or two to your birthday wishlist. Cheers!

Taurus

A new romance is budding from the soil of your social life. And like a spring ephemeral, its bloom will only last a few days... But buck up, Taurus. All good things must come to an abrupt and confusing end, right?

Gemini

Ahh, Gemini. In the thaw of spring, you’re like a social butterfly emerging from the chrysalis of your apartment. But be wary of your charisma. Too many new friends now will lead to unwanted wedding invites later.

Cancer

You’ve practiced self-love so diligently that you nearly perfected it, Cancer. Now it’s time to turn some of that generosity outward towards those around you. Let the world smell how amazing ROSE 31 is on you.

Leo

​​Mercury has gone rogue in your House of Gossip, causing you to be reckless with rumors this month. Please pause and spray some LAVANDE 31. It’s fine to be messy, Leo, as long as you smell clean.

Virgo

This month Saturn enters your House of Mixed Messages. Is it the delivery person’s dimples you’re drawn to, or the fact that they always come with pizza? Best to order three more pies and find out.

Libra

Lately, you feel like the grass is greener on the other side. And your neighbor’s impeccable lawn isn’t helping. Please keep things in perspective, Libra. They may have more curb appeal, but you have FLEUR D’ORANGER 27.

Scorpio

With Spring comes the opportunity for change. You won’t take it, Scorpio, but we felt obligated to let you know! Thanks!

Sagittarius

Travel will prove to be quite stimulating this spring, Sagittarius. And since finances are tight, may we suggest a trip outside your comfort zone? Say, that dance class you’ve been contemplating. Or just leaving the apartment after 9 PM.

Capricorn

Mounting stress at work has got you feeling completely overwhelmed, Capricorn. And honestly, same for us. We want to tell you with confidence that this too shall pass… but we sorta played hooky on your horoscope and booked a facial instead. You’ll forgive us, right?

Aquarius

Pluto moves into your House of Renewal, officially putting you in your landlord era. So don’t even worry about the havoc your last breakup wreaked on your spirit, it’s nothing a fresh coat of paint can’t fix.

Pisces

The stars point to a deep romantic bond this spring, Pisces. Though it’s not with their astral index finger… Best to stay patient, refill your NEROLI 36, and keep planting seeds for summer.