Aries

Great news, Aries! The law of attraction is going to work in your favor for once. Literally just this once though, so do be sure to milk it while you can, k? We suggest attracting some MYRRHE 55 as your starting point.

Taurus

You’ll come home recharged from your upcoming trip. But by re-charged we don’t mean rejuvenated, sadly—we mean charged twice by accident, to your credit card. It will provide Kafkaesque levels of banking stress, but don’t worry—you’ll get the money back, and you’ll deserve that TABAC 28 refill even more.

Gemini

We get that BIGARADE 18 has you daydreaming of your trip to Hong Kong (us too), but it’s been three weeks now, Gemini. For the love of all that is good, please unpack your suitcase.

Cancer

Love is right there at your doorstep, Cancer, and no—we’re not referring to your weekly vegan Pad Thai delivery. Oh wait, we are? Sorry, that was anticlimactic of us.

Leo

Your own special season has arrived, Leo, and we encourage you to shout it from the mountain tops! Then maybe just hang out there until it’s over? We love you, but you can be a little much this time of year.

Virgo

We’re as excited as you for your TUBEREUSE 40, Virgo. But it’s only polite to share a few sprays with your partner. You know that old romantic saying, “If you love someone, spritz them three.”

Libra

If you find yourself feeling irritable this season, Libra, may we suggest a spritz of ROSE 31? You may not be able to see the world through rose-tinted glasses, but you can at least smell it through rose-tinted perfume.

Scorpio

Saturn is entering your 4th House of Slight Inconvenience. Expect to stub a toe, get a tiny paper cut, or run into the same ex twice in fifteen minutes.

Sagittarius

Sweet, sweet Sagittarius. Like a City Exclusive scent, you’re all over the map right now. Please slow down before you run out of steam. Or worse, give yourself bangs.

Capricorn

There’s a reason why the word perfect contains half of the word perfume. And in your defense, Capricorn, while you may not be a perfectionist, it is why you smell phenomenal.

Aquarius

The full moon illuminates new goals for your career, starting with how you don’t really want one. Maybe moving to LA to be a collagen smoothie influencer is not on the cards, but you can always spray some MUSC 25 and pretend.

Pisces

Being assertive can pose a challenge for all of us, Pisces, but we encourage you to push that comfort zone. Have the courage to ask for what you need this season, even if it’s several laps in a swimming pool filled with espresso martinis and a 500ml bottle of MOUSSE DE CHENE 30.