Aries
Loving yourself is a huge step in the right direction toward becoming an emotionally mature partner, Aries. But have you also considered the excitement that comes from just flailing around aimlessly until your relationship combusts?
Taurus
It’s them, Taurus, but it’s also you. You really are like a bull, charging from one red flag to the next. But buck up. Soon dating will feel like the full-time job you don’t have. Better to cut your losses now and settle for friends-with-health benefits.
Gemini
Your intuition will go direct this week, causing something you lost to return to you - maybe your mind, an old love, your first bottle of Santal 33, or your bitcoin password from 2018. Whatever it is it will have no impact on your lifelong journey toward finding yourself, so don’t be derailed!
Cancer
It’s time for a fresh start. Rid yourself of generations of cosmic debris by flooding your aura with Fleur D’Oranger 27 and positivity so that you can be free to move towards whatever filth you desire.
Leo
There must be something in that crisp holiday air since your partner is finally ready to take your relationship to the next step. Unfortunately, that step is breaking up... Sorry, Leo! Looks like you’ll have to explain to your nosey Aunt why you’re single again.
Virgo
Every day is a new day to be a better version of who you were yesterday. But don't worry, if you fall short today, there's always tomorrow. Check back in with yourself in a couple of weeks.
Libra
The holidays have you juggling so many things right now. Lucky for you, Libra, you’re a professional juggler. Quitting your job as an accountant to join the circus wasn’t quite what we meant when we said to be more spontaneous, but it all seems to have worked out.
Scorpio
Much like you, Scorpio, the environment is a bit of a mess. And while it may seem totally daunting, it’s also you who has the power to make things better. By recycling, upcycling, and only dating people who tidy up after themselves. Embrace your clear and sustainable era!
Sagittarius
This month marks a big milestone for you with the sun returning to your house of Sagittarius. Perhaps some reflection is in order. Preferably in a mirror? Because bleaching your eyebrows was not a good choice, bae.
Capricorn
Big-picture thinking has you feeling inadequate. But fear not Capricorn. A shift in perspective is all it takes to illuminate smaller wins worth celebrating. Sure, you dropped the ball on most of your 2023 goals, but your anxiety has never felt stronger.
Aquarius
Financial prosperity is on the horizon, Aquarius. Of course, it’s a horizon on a different planet in a galaxy far, far away… Alas, you’ll have to get crafty this giving-season. Neptune is in your House of Pancakes, urging you to experiment with vegan baked goods. It’s not what anybody asked for, but neither was the hemp “soap” you cold-pressed last year.
Pisces
A persistent dry spell in your love life has you dipping your toe into unchartered waters. Now is not the time to be judicious, Pisces. Dive in! Slip your number under the door of a cute neighbor, or try seeing an old friend in a new light. Like a very dark bar after several shots of tequila.